A visit to the frost garden
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Realizing money doesn't buy happiness, Charles Foster Kane instead joins the U.S. Olympic Luge Team. #RejectedPlots
— Jurd🦖 (@JRDSkinner) March 2, 2014
An oddly upsetting photo of action figure me holding my own head
People who think children’s laughter is the greatest sound have never heard children’s dinosaur roars.
— Jurd🦖 (@JRDSkinner) March 8, 2014
"Yeah, I said 10k words, but I hadda source some quotes & it was clear you needed a new editor. It's up to 20k." – If writers were mechanics
— Jurd🦖 (@JRDSkinner) March 6, 2014
CNN: "Sex abstinence targeted for cuts" Huh, we'll see – I know folks who've been trying to cut back on sex abstinence for years.
— Jurd🦖 (@JRDSkinner) March 5, 2014
I may be an adult but I’ll still take any excuse I can to use tongs while cooking, especially if it lets me say the word aloud.
Tongs.
— Jurd🦖 (@JRDSkinner) March 5, 2014
A reminder: I’ve been dead for two years, these are all just pre-scheduled tweets.
— Jurd🦖 (@JRDSkinner) March 3, 2014
A stunning view
